Lieutenant Beans

Lieutenant Walter Beans is a member of the Jernskold city guard. Due to the ineptitude/drunkenness of his superiors he practically oversees all law enforcement activity in the city single-handed. He is reknown, comically considering his surname, for his love of beans, which he enjoys with almost every meal. The love affair started only when he reached his late teens: his father, annoyed at the family's unfortunate surname refused to allow any member of his immediate family to eat beans, it was only when Walter reached the age of seventeen and joined the city guard as Private that he first sampled the long-absent food stuffs and discovered his passion for them.